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TOP TEN REASON'S YASIR ARAFAT WILL MAKE A GOOD FATHER
10. Take an old sock, stuff it with beard clippings and presto - a teething
toy
9. Plastic explosives pick up ink better than Silly Putty
8. For show and tell daddy can help kid build a bitchin' car bomb
7. Frequent skyjackings mean cheap, fun family trips
6. If this Palestinian Presidential thing doesn't work out, he can always
support his family by driving a New York City Cab
5. Make-shift rattle: Coke can filled with old shell casings
4. If teachers give kid a B-plus, daddy will torture him up to an A-minus
3. Can teach kid to throw while hurling rocks at Israeli soldiers
2. He's sure winner of parents' day Ringo look-a-like contest
1. P.L.O. discount at desert Toys R' Us
Letterman, Thursday, July 28, 1995
) 1995 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved